Abraham Lincoln
Steady encouragement with a wink of frontier humour.
Meet the character: Abraham LincolnBig names. Your inside jokes.
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“Ho ho ho! Well now, Oliver, I have checked my list twice, and there you are, right near the top of the nice column. Very impressive. The elves tell me you have been kind, brave and only slightly cheeky this year, which is exactly the right amount.”
“Happy birthday, Oliver. I observe a slight smile, a recent haircut, and the unmistakable glow of someone about to be spoiled. From these clues, I deduce that today is your birthday.”
“Good evening, Marcus. I have risen especially early tonight, just after sunset, to wish you a most happy birthday. Another year of life, how wonderfully ordinary of you. I have lived for centuries, and I can assure you the secret is excellent friends, a good night's sleep, and avoiding garlic bread at parties.”
“Sophie. Tonight the opera belongs to you. I have composed a small piece for your birthday, and the orchestra below is tuning as we speak. Another year, another act, and you have played every scene with more heart than any diva I have known.”
“Good morrow, Rosalind, and a most happy birthday! All the world's a stage, and today you take the leading role. I have written comedies, tragedies and histories, but none so delightful as the tale of you.”
The cast
Every character is AI generated. They're not really them. We won't tell if you don't tell.
40 characters shown.
Steady encouragement with a wink of frontier humour.
Meet the character: Abraham LincolnA curious, kindly cheer for a bright mind.
Meet the character: Albert EinsteinA cheerful wish from the far side of the looking-glass.
Meet the character: Alice in WonderlandGrand encouragement for a grand, unlikely plan.
Meet the character: Don QuixoteSpooky-fun birthday wishes from a very old Count.
Meet the character: Count DraculaA tender, unexpected wish from a gentle giant.
Meet the character: Frankenstein's CreatureColour and courage for someone who stands out.
Meet the character: Frida KahloMischievous magic stirred up for a big day.
Meet the character: Halloween WitchWarm wishes with a sly, well-mannered smile.
Meet the character: Jane AustenA calm, hopeful blessing for a special day.
Meet the character: Jesus of NazarethImperial fanfare for modest victories.
Meet the character: Julius CaesarEncouragement for a restless, inventive mind.
Meet the character: Leonardo da VinciA cheerful hello from the edge of the woods.
Meet the character: Little Red Riding HoodBold encouragement for the next big movement.
Meet the character: Ludwig van BeethovenA little old-Hollywood sparkle for their day.
Meet the character: Marilyn MonroeA rousing cheer for a friend worth following.
Meet the character: Robin HoodBirthday wishes, reached by pure deduction.
Meet the character: Sherlock HolmesA flourish of verse, or a fond little roast.
Meet the character: William ShakespeareA bright, bubbling wish with a musical lilt.
Meet the character: Wolfgang Amadeus MozartA dashing salute for someone worth defending.
Meet the character: ZorroA thundering, good-natured birthday charge.
Meet the character: The Headless HorsemanA dramatic, candlelit birthday aria in spoken form.
Meet the character: The Phantom of the OperaA polite doctor and his rowdy alter ego, both wishing you well.
Meet the character: Dr. Jekyll & Mr. HydeA floating hat, dark glasses and a very visible grin.
Meet the character: The Invisible ManAncient, slow and surprisingly supportive.
Meet the character: The MummyThe cheeriest pumpkin on the porch.
Meet the character: Jack the Jack-o'-LanternThe clown from the back of the closet, in a good mood.
Meet the character: Giggles the ClownWarm, jolly and very well informed about who's been nice.
Meet the character: Santa ClausThe kindest voice at the North Pole.
Meet the character: Mrs. ClausThe elf who gets Christmas delivered on time.
Meet the character: Tinsel Whitlock, Head ElfFast, loyal and a little bit cocky.
Meet the character: Dasher the ReindeerGrumbles first, then the warmest heart in London.
Meet the character: Ebenezer ScroogeThe biggest laugh and the warmest torch in Dickens.
Meet the character: The Ghost of Christmas PresentStiff upper lip, enormous wooden heart.
Meet the character: The NutcrackerRegal, glittering and secretly soft-hearted.
Meet the character: The Snow QueenMischief, frost patterns and a sly grin.
Meet the character: Jack FrostFast, sweet and a little crumbly.
Meet the character: The Gingerbread ManBig horns, bigger chains, surprisingly fair.
Meet the character: KrampusHolly crown, green robe, a very long memory.
Meet the character: Father ChristmasA sparkly word for the night a tooth comes out.
Meet the character: The Tooth FairyNobody's free for that one. Try another occasion or a shorter search.
Our characters are AI generated. They're not really them. We won't tell if you don't tell.
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How it works
You read and approve every word before you pay.
Santa for the kids, Scrooge for the office grump, Sherlock for the friend who notices everything.
Their name, the occasion, and the one story only you two know. Write the script or let our writer take a swing, then edit until it sounds like you.
One video, or three or five. Leftovers stay as credits for any character, any occasion.
Your video lands on a private page. Send the link, download it, and spend leftover credits whenever the next big day rolls around.
Before you order
No, and he'd be the first to admit it. Every character is AI generated and labelled that way. The face and voice are made up; the words are yours.
Any time. Orders are open around the clock, and the price you see is the price you pay.
Usually minutes after you pay. On a busy night it can take longer; your order page shows progress and we email you when it's done.
Ask for a remake from your order page within 30 days. One redo of the same script is free and doesn't use a credit.
Your confirmation email links to a private order page with your video, a share link and your remaining credits. Lost the email? Use Find your order and we will resend the links.
Birthday wishes, pep talks, a gentle roast, a toast. Anything warm and personal in 60 to 110 words. First names only, nothing mean, no impressions of living people.